February 2012
This is what I do when I can't sleep. Look how... →
OMG HAPPY 1 YEAR BABE
peopleofthetrees:
postedlittlethoughts:
neverbreakme:
Mean while you were broken up for three months and dated someone else… I honestly can’t stand couples like this.
lol
I’d like to have a sit-down conversation with an on-and-off couple and ask them some psychological questions because they’re obviously off their rocker.
Legit ^
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Just the usual fb chat..
Sierra: oh my lanta, I'm going to choke one of you if you don't continue this conversation in your own privacy, xoxo luv u.
Alex: .....wow, tudey tuderson over here.
Sierra: my screen keeps flashing and I think one of you are messaging me, but lol jk.
Macey: omg Alex, I just peed my pants at what you just said & Sierra
Alex: well contribute to the conversation, you slut.
Sierra: I'm cleaning my room :'(
Alex: oh poor baby Sierra, rough life.
Macey: fake. I saw your Tumblr, you're fake cleaning your room. NICE TRY.
Alex: LIAR.
Sierra: says the one who claims she's Cinderella when she has to do the dishwasher.....
Macey: LMAO.
Alex: I AM CINDERELLA.
Macey: false, you are a whore.
Sierra: LKDFHJGLKDJR LOL MACE.
Alex: oh? okay, gremlin.
Macey: HAHA, IT'S THE OFFICE.
Sierra: ^
Alex: no no, good to know how you really feel, CRUELA DEVILE. In case you were wondering, she's an evil broad that kills puppies. If someone asked me to describe Macey in two words, I'd say puppy killer.
Macey: LMFAO k, get off your high horse..even though it gives you height..midget.
Alex: uhm I'm scared of horses, sooo nice try. I wouldn't be on a horse.
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*Rach showing us the hotel for Toronto* Alex: we have a kitchen!? shit son!
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Small talk legitimately makes me want to punch myself in the face with rings on.
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South Beach cannot come fast enough. What I would give right now to be laying on the beach or even sitting in the airport waiting to board the plane and take off.
64 days.
“Sooooo are you sluttin it up?”
– Logans mom when she found out he was at the bar as a single guy.
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t...”
– Louise Erdrich, The Painted Drum (via stellablu)
Watchjasbomb:
el oh el
It makes me wonder about boys who can shake it like that.
Macey,
peopleofthetrees:
notnumberone-onyourlist:
peopleofthetrees:
Come to the main office, and by main office I mean Facebook……….
HAHA.
Why am I so clever and funny?
Not a clue, really glad you are though.
